Thursday, October 9, 2008

Proverbs Gone wrong!!!





Hmm.. I thought lots and lots of proverbs,phrases,,inspirational one liners have been written over the centuries..to motivate guide and inspire us..to live life..BUT..i thought in today's time..if they were to be really looked upon with real different perspective..lets see what we get????



So here it is proverbs gone real wrong....


Ignorance is a blissful of blisters!


Laugh often, Dream big and Reach for the stars! If not - try insurance…


Practice makes a man perfect- and a woman...richer


Practice makes a man perfect and after that he can RIP


Knowledge is limited. Wisdom is unlimited. So are calls on our network...buy now


There is no wisdom like frankness.. Try getting nude on a highway.


Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.--still fools get better positions and faster promotions.


For every soul, there is a guardian watching it. And those unwatched are at a rave party enjoying life.


Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Thinking while driving and they take others with them too.


Try not to become a man of success but a man of value and try no to get caught.. doing it.


Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
what their is another dictionary too?


“I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.” I got robbed stabbed and got handicapped for life..


Imagination is more important than knowledge. You can any ways imagine your rich... still knowing that your not.


The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. hmmm... the secret of his happy married life i guess.


Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm so popular around the world…. yah i love to use my toilet paper that says Armani all over it.



A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay. so straight people better luck next time!!


Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal or a MNC executive...its one and the same thing.



Got any more ideas?? do leave your comments!!!!




Sunday, October 5, 2008

The quetions we ask????



Hi ever wonder why we come up with most interesting of dumb questions , with no answers to ,,so here are a few ones which i discussed with a cool blogger friend of mine...

don't ask me ..WHY ?





1. Are you sleeping? Nah just playing dead !!!
2. Am i lost? no your brain is !!!
3. Where does this road go? No where u have to walk over it!!!
4. Is this a dream? Want a slap now???
5. Oh is it raining outside? no water leakage from clouds
6. To a taxi...are u free? no u have to pay for it
7. At a baby shower ..Oh my gosh how did this a happen?
8. Hey where the hell u come from?? Sky.. just landed and parked my cape!!!
9. Is that really a question? No I was figuring an way to find new grammar!!
10. What are u saying???...u don’t say?? Decide fast what do u want me to do!!!
11. Don’t tell me u did it....??? aright... m not telling u since u already know !!!
12. Shut up!!! what are u trying to say?.......... trying? ... i am already saying it dumbo and how can I shut up now that I have said it??
13. Ok did u tell her about the things we discussed. to be kept between us??
14. Did u know that we planned a surprise party for u? ok !! I wont tell any one about it shhh
15. Over a fractured arm,, does it hurt? No I am having the time of my life!!!
16. Oh man...Ar u getting married to him... seriously? No we just standing here for the photo opportunity...


And why are you still reading this??? don't you have anything better to do????

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Things you do , if you really want to spoil your date!!!


Ok as you must aware about my female buddy, from my earlier post on the jilted lovers.. lets call her Ms. P…well it seems she got an opportunity to go out on a date.. and it seems interestingly, that she has become a very strong character of sorts to come up with new inspirations for me,,, so coming back to this post its all about how she almost tortured the guy,,in the date of disasters….and the guy in particular lets call him Mr. Seagull has survived and is still not giving up as yet..…who would also be an interesting character in my posts to come,, as the story moves forward…lets hope..!!

So again lets make points on how to make things go wrong even when they shouldn’t !!!!

So what if its your friends best friend, coming on the blind date with you…take her along,, just for the identification parade.

So now as you three are together, and you have asked her to stay back,, two girls and one guy ,,,go shopping…for cloths.

You must be aware fully now guys hate shopping with girls,, so take time further to decide upon stuff, and occasionally ask for his opinion.

Eventually the guy would start thinking that he would get to talk over dinner,, change the plans,, go for a movie instead.

So the guy would be thinking a romantic movie, may be action ,or comedy, guess what.. take him for a horror flick.

So things getting screwed up by now or not.. still the guy has enough left in him ,,,start your old school pal chat with your friend,, of which he can make no sense of or be part of.

So those of you who would be sympathizing with Mr. Seagull here, or thinking that if it worked even a bit for him.. nah!! the final blow comes when Mr. Seagull asks Ms. P to be dropped home.. how chivalrous isn’t it ?? She just simply says…


Sorry!! I would be staying at my friends place tonight…!!!

Hurray…!!!!

But wait – that night !

Ring Ring !!!!

“ hi …aaa …miss P ???”..

.”yah!!” ..

“Hi Seagull here”


“Hmmm hi?”


“yah , I just called to say.. that I had a great time with you today.. and really liked spending the time ..With you.. aaa would like to do it some time again???”


Click !!!!


beep.. beep.. beep..