The thing called " THE BOSS"

Well a very interesting subject I have always wanted to write about is the thing we would have,or are, or would defiantly be experiencing in our lives, the thing called the BOSS !!

This reference to a “thing” to the most perfectly alive “person” ,, who has a uniquely clad .. Universal role, and has a special mention .. why ??.. Because of its capability of going beyond all rules of engagement (fare and unfair) after your life, and no matter what the profession you have .. you would always have experienced IT…until off course you are one.. but still as they say there’s always some one above you too!!

Any ways we go further in describing the - Thing, well to make it simpler.. I would like to put it in points. as I have mentioned before we have been going through so much crap all ready, given to us by our esteemed bosses, that we have a tendency to comprehend less.. and mostly in simpler language (or it could be by choice too as we tend to go immune to the occasional insults and pep talks by them).

So.. Here it goes :

1. How so ever may you slog and work.. its always less for them.
2. The more you work the more work you get!
3. The less you work more insults, and any case more work you get!
4. All praises are momentary till some important work is stuck, its normal by all means once its over.. and your no more important!!
5. They know that you are lying about it, they are there because they did it too!
6. Don’t sound too desperate with a reason for a leave. You won’t get it that easy.
7. Your asking for leave is directly propositional to your importance in a project which needs urgent attention.
8 boss’s timings are inversely proportional to yours while coming to office.
9. Boss never takes an off, so stop dreaming.
10. Bosses don’t fall ILL that easy, even if they do, they call their spy to confirm if there's party in his absence or not.
11. Boss knows every thing, his spies are amongst you and others are spying on those spies too. So no ones safe!!
12. At the time of the interview the bosses sound like advertisements to the perfect holiday resort, but the case is reverse once you get employed, you wish hell was better.
13. They take away thrice from what they pay you and they get paid better to do that!!
14. They are really incompetent and do not know anything at all.. live with it!!
15. No point reporting to the superior bosses, the boss has that bit covered.
16. You cant be the office “boss’s favorite good for nothing employee” of the month over night!! those who are.. have worked hard on ass licking over the years.
17. Even if you become one, do you think you can last long in the competition?
18. Bosses know every thing, live with this one too!!
19. Your work load and frustration level is directly proportional to the boss’s mood.
20. No even if you are aware of your mistakes and you want to avoid the situation, the boss has all the rights to point at them when you least want it to be.
21. Public humiliation and fault finding are bosses birth rights.
22. Fighting with the boss causes termination on the grounds of incompetence.
23. You work boss takes the credit, that’s how it works.. ok?
24. Boss messes up you take the fall for it, that’s why your called the “Junior“ !!!