Proverbs Gone wrong!!!

Hmm.. I thought lots and lots of proverbs,phrases,,inspirational one liners have been written over the centuries..to motivate guide and inspire us..to live life..BUT..i thought in today's time..if they were to be really looked upon with real different perspective..lets see what we get????



So here it is proverbs gone real wrong....

Ignorance is a blissful of blisters!

Laugh often, Dream big and Reach for the stars! If not - try insurance…

Practice makes a man perfect- and a woman...richer

Practice makes a man perfect and after that he can RIP

Knowledge is limited. Wisdom is unlimited. So are calls on our network...buy now

There is no wisdom like frankness.. Try getting nude on a highway.

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.--still fools get better positions and faster promotions.

For every soul, there is a guardian watching it. And those unwatched are at a rave party enjoying life.

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Thinking while driving and they take others with them too.

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value and try no to get caught.. doing it.

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
what their is another dictionary too?

“I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.” I got robbed stabbed and got handicapped for life..

Imagination is more important than knowledge. You can any ways imagine your rich... still knowing that your not.

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. hmmm... the secret of his happy married life i guess.

Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm so popular around the world…. yah i love to use my toilet paper that says Armani all over it.

A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay. so straight people better luck next time!!

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal or a MNC executive...its one and the same thing.

Got any more ideas?? do leave your comments!!!!